... The Sorcerer's Apprentice!
Cinema, the final frontier. Here are the voyages of the Enterniggers during his fifty-year mission, directed to the exploration of new films, looking for other forms of expression and art, until you reach a room where no spectator has ever gone before. Will the writer, after sitting on the toilet clutching a holy card bearing the words "go slow", to make a leap into hyperspace sewer, the toilet by pulling the warp, that our first lady of fifteen cheeses pronounce syllables in his subtle accent francociociarumbro creating a paradox in the continuum defecatio-pipes?
Year 740. A Camelot are doing badly. Merlin is an incontinent old man, his assistants have fifty years to the leg, but still play at being teenagers. Must be the air of Hogwarts. Morgana part in the assault of the castle and the marcondirondirondello vecchiardo seems able to stop, but is betrayed dall'infido Horvath. Balthazar Cesare Ragazzi Cage and Veronica Bellucci arrives at a trot, age is what it is: she shut him the old fellow, she tries to open his mouth, but not to hear Morgana decides to slip inside the mouth, and possess it. The Bellucci free speech is too much even for a powerful sorceress and the poor Balthazar is forced to trap them in a matryoshka with morganiani Horvath and others. Merlin, with the last gasp, he orders his disciple to seek the Supreme Merlin, one can break the evil sorceress and maybe, why not, to silence the attractive Italian.
The Wicker Man, after many years of research, is a ten year old boy in New York named Dave. During a field trip slips into Balthazar's shop and begins to do damage just received the precious ring with the Merlin's Dragon. In a few minutes he can leave Horvath, destroying many ancient artifacts, fetid water drenched the pudenda of his mentor and close to two decades in an urn. Ten years pass and Dave became the participant model of "La Pupa and the bucket," living with a bladder of lard ebony and studied physics, especially innovative theories: the Tesla coil, an experiment of 1891. While drooling behind Becky, the usual dumplings blonde lost sight of the primary and fascinating as a mop that has clean the floors of a McDonald's, Balthazar and Horvath leap out from the urn, the Moratti family terrorize New York and start his search.
After the frustration with having to teach magic to steal the ring and having the grand vizier of the nerds, Balthazar Horvath and begin their battle for the recovery of Veronica. The first would leave his beloved second, moved to pity, he wants to leave the useless presence of Morgana Bellucci and awaken all morganiani. It jumps from Chinatown, where they just celebrate the New Year, the classrooms of New York University, where Dave tries to tow, including a spell and the other, Becky Balthazar while trying to keep it out of the mud for at least a quarter of an hour. Horvath, however, assisted by an aberrant oxygenated David Copperfield, the prepares operation awakening and parades through the town dressed like Al Capone. The vacuum narrative of this phase is ably filled by spells, chase, midgets, and dancers. When you wake Horvath manages to break into the laboratory of Dr. Jeckyll Dave, to immobilize Balthazar, a steal and kidnap Becky matryoshka Fairy.
Dave, that so far has only been able to flood the laboratory by dancing brooms and turn a lemon into the machine's mentor, says he is finally ready to Morgana and destroy Balthazar agree! The mandatory medical treatment is just around the corner. The assault on the kingdom of Horvath ends in a bloodbath: Balthazar is fucked up and lost the ring of Merlin to rescue the sciacquetta. It all seems lost, but then cannon fodder Dave has a hunch: a matter of reflexes. While sends Becky, who suffers from vertigo, to move an antenna on top of a skyscraper, to stop the ritual, he attacks Bellucci Morgan awakened and separated from the coils and makes it into pieces worse than Lo-Pen. It looks all over, but Bellucci began to speak: Balthazar Cage died instantly, Dave, convinced that if the can get so cheap dying to share it revives the poor and the poignant final Cesare Ragazzi Cage is forced to kiss the queen of pecorino di fossa to silence her.
dazzling special effect with the film around, is the absolute maximum of cinema gay men for his liberal use of unnecessary and irritating female characters. Trama thick, could have been written by first-coupled-Moccia Califano, even against the long struggling consumed hacks as "Panarea" and "Vita Smeralda". Effective distribution of horrific scenes and diarrhea, feeding the anxiety of the event nefarious and brutal from the beginning to the inevitable end, when Monica is produced in our fantastic "Balthazar, what have you done? ". valuable exponent of conceptual cinema, instills in the public big questions unanswered, such as:" From where that hair? "or" Why is the virtue of Vincent Cassel is never around when the plug is failure? ". We recommend regular use of Tesla coils for answers.
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