... The Last Airbender!
Antonetto, Giuliani and all the great families of digestion are in fibrillation. Severino Cicero, said the fart, is ready to fight. The market for beans, broad beans, chickpeas, lentils and peas has skyrocketed as a penile prosthesis at the exhibition of pornographic cinema in Budapest. Will a kid covered fluorescent tattoos found in unusual new chips to give hope to millions of people suffering from bloating, to undermine the rule of breeding cattle as major producers of greenhouse gases and to resist a night in a bunk with the Geometer Calboni?
Scatarra The girl lives with her brother Socmel Water Village in Southern She is the mistress of the water village, while his brother is a poor hunter that, since the first frames, we ask the utility. During a hunt in search of tiger seal, sea lion version of the transsexual, the two encounter a young boy bald, tattooed and frozen together with its FortunaBufalo, flying animal typical of the nomadic tribes of the air. Faithful to the Word of San Dionigi Tettamanzi take the gypsy Aang, Last Airbender, at home and, after having stolen some dry clothes, he begins to say that now must return to the field where it owns a trailer with all the comforts. The village elders recognize him as the Avatar, who, stealing the powers at all, bring peace. The child starts to his gypsy camp and the two boys followed him water: already a double kidnapping and have not yet been fifteen minutes.
Unfortunately, the Gypsy camp was set on fire by Forza Nuova, an agreement with the Fire Nation, and there is most no survivors. Anger and pain, leading the young Aang to meet with the spirit of the dragon's fart that directs it to the Water Village North to capture the domain of body fluids. On the trail of the Avatar are all the Fire Nation, a pseudo-military regimes led by an Indian beggar dressed as a Roman legionnaire named Ozai holiday in China, and the prince rejected Sucamistatega, accompanied by his uncle Iroh Antonio, the old wrestler retired fire. The journey of the dwarf runs for several villages, where the strange proliferation of petty theft and petty crime is attributed to the invaders of the fire, inciting rebellion. Aang is captured several times but thanks to Loff, cataloffe Accessibility pyrites and gets along.
Scatarra try to train the domain of water, the small nomadic, but they too anarchic, does not apply and continues to think of the dragon. One night, having gone to the Northern Air temple to talk with the reptile, the little one is fooled by that Monaco sells for thirty pieces of silver and un'abbonamento to "Nuns horny" to General Zhao at all, the classic idiot put it there with the specific aim of dying at the end of the film. You do not have time to torture the delinquentello to find out where he put the stolen goods that Sucamistatega intervenes to help him to kidnap him and take the estimate of Dad. Aang, now a contagious virus delinquency, eludes him and manages to reach the city where the North Water Princess Azula welcomed him and prepares his training while he bolted dall'aitante Socmel, which finally explains his presence in the script. Zhao at all, angry, and arranges for the siege of the city and killing the spirits of the same, two squalid carp rainbow.
Take the delirium and the siege. Aang enters the sanctuary of the spirits to speak to the dragon, it mocks, it emits a variety of flatulence and flies away. Scatarra protects the small, but loses the challenge Sucamistatega, now an honorary member of the anonymous Sardinian, who kidnaps the Avatar. All attacks on Zhao, breaks through the defense lines, including the total inertia of the soldiers of the water against the fire using water but halberds, and creeps into the sanctuary where it kills the spirit of the ocean and moon, before be driven by Iroh, who went from bad to good and is allied with the giant Baba. Sucamistatega escaped, whose repudiation is giusitificato since patch frequently disarming, Aang is without power due to water carp and death only by Azula, who sacrifices his life to revive two more fish than to Socmel can make a simulation of the tsunami that terrorizes the fleet to steam to All Zhao, massacred by four rulers of the water, finally, against the fire using water.
film that justifies its length only for the full expression of nomastica, which seems written by smurf after the daily dose of Anafranil. Passionate to the extent that it can excite the story of a nomadic minor chased by the police: you already know that they can not stop and that is still out after a few hours to do damage. A masterpiece of self-harm racist, shows all the merits of Belgian colonialism, making it appear all the more vulgar non-Western as pack animals champions of ineptitude. Product that is the cinema as Carla Bruni in any activity that does not involve the use of the vagina. Does not reach the depth emotional bolliwoodiana although peppered with costumes, dances and gestures incomprehensible, but completely lacking the only appropriate gesture: the umbrella.
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