... The Tourist!
"O dear Venice positive spell, el xe el belo much to mar, and songs soni mile gondola, Venice, de par me to dream." They were beautiful and the years of the Doges of Venice, was beautiful in the years that an Italian could be something other than Nino Frassica policeman in uniform, but must return the stark reality of things: the dialect is gone, they are all corrupt and ignorant, the hotel porter at the police commissioner. Will two Hollywood stars to bring some 'healthy realism in this Italy where they insist on continuing the unhealthy cultural differences and the belief that the trains are always late and poor?
Paris. The busty lips and Elise, a lover of makeup with a trowel and soft features, is the only link between the British tax authorities and her lover con man Alexander Pierce, borrowing hundreds of millions. Inspector Acheson, cunning as a diabetic in pastry, keeping an eye with the help of the Surete and arrested all those who approach. By the law of large numbers, Pierce, in heat, he will fall in the auction trap. The criminal, however, really wants to communicate with his mistress only by letter, by caging three quarters of the French mail carriers. All maghrebbini, to the delight of the banlieue. Alexander tells Elise to slip on a train to Venice and pick up the first with his size fool to divert suspicion. On a Eurostar, clean as ever, she clings to a mussel as Frank Sparrow Depp To All Tupelo, visiting American teacher of mathematics in the Bel Paese.
The two flirt on the road, even eating a meal in the dining car without becoming intoxicated, while Scotland Yard active research on humans discovered the trick of Alexander. Not so clever, a rubber-stamping the advice of the corrupt gangster Shaw Must Go On, which her ex-banker Pierce, is none other than Frank. The criminal part with his pack of Russian guard to go to the cool old friend. While you drag Elise Frank as a poodle walking to restaurants in Venice, the worst of Italian cinema makes its appearance with pitying Marcoré as a hotel porter. After a night on the couch in the room with Elise plaid blue hospital pajamas and striped prison-style casual, poor Frank is to escape to the rooftops pursued by henchmen of Shaw. Interpol notes and laughs, Scotland Yard looks and laughs, Elise also observed an obese Zompa in pajamas on the tiles and worries.
Rammed Marshal Frassica in a channel, is prey to the Commissioner Frank De Sica. Director in the Italian ideal of the police arrest people and bring the state police. The Commissioner is not to say, corrupt and download the poor mathematician in her arms to the Russians. Luckily Elise remembers having played a few months before Salt and save the unsuspecting suitor with an improbable action scenes on boats in evening dress designer, but left on a dock like any Tunisian to Lampedusa. Alexander shows up via letter, but Elise fed up: where are those good gondoliers who delivered their rudder to tourists? Contacted Acheson, which turns out to be connected under the deck cover uh, Elise organizes trappolone to Alexander the Great Ball of the Doge, where the handsome Bova, Earl Gancia, shamelessly tries unsuccessfully to sparkling shots of the same name.
Frank, steel and lover, looks at the ball just in time for a two of spades, a dance and a deluge of blows from Acheson that segregates in a van. Meanwhile, Elise receives a letter from Alexander and goes to the address, where Shaw and her prisoner instead of giving you peg away zifonella down on the search for a safe. Found in the chest behind a frieze of the sixteenth century, Shaw threat of death for the woman to have the code, but operates Frank, freed of the highly intelligent cops, and offered to open it to save the girl. What a hero! Laplace points out there? The Hopital? Finally, the snipers, on hold for half an hour from Acheson in their lust for blood, and the spectacular shoot Shaw ends there. Acheson stop a tourist in the case to justify the mess and Frank Alexander turns out to be a plot twist worthy of a film produced by Blacks Parenti.
masterpiece of Dadaism which arise in the adrenal and elements of neo-realism, about the idiocy of the police patented worldwide, and to elements of science fiction, about punctuality and courtesy on a convoy of Italian railways. Politically explosive, the film is the nightmare of every Venetian, foreshadowing a Venice free of accents, inflections and where the ultimate Venetian is an actor imitating a Sicilian count piacione. Pirandello plot in which not even the baddest of the bad guys can be the least credible in the role and could easily interpret what the female protagonist, statues Venus de Milo with arms and nose. Help against gallstones and inflammation of the prostate and how better than a tank of water thermal Tamerici, although not reaching the depth of acclaimed masterpieces in this genre as "Russian Spies Says Niet To Porn Career."
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