... Daybreakers!
tables, cabinets, chairs, bookcases, windows and the toilet does not wobble more because of the number of books published on the suckers. The worm-eaten desk of my great-grandmother cheers: thanks to a well-made battery will return to have the fourth leg of a Nazi who unjustly taken in November 1944 to rekindle the fire after it has been riddled with bullets. Even Captain Ahab is planning to replace his arm meranti mahogany with a false leg made from a pile of useless books. Can a vampire movie, written by two German brothers who are called as a drink and made in Australia, a prelude to her mother in a manner worthy of all the bullshit out in Italian at the end of June 2010 and to inaugurate the first stack of films to support Furniture Disabled?
Year 2019. The world is dominated by vampires constipated, human beings are almost extinct and the few that remain are kept in large rooms where they are milked like cows to feed the whole Bavarian vampiraglia. Blood supplies are running out, even now the ciucciabanane sucati were also running out. The young Edward (Edward but everyone calls?), Vampire conscientious objector and hematologist, smokes like geysers and look for the formula of the synthetic plasma: the project does not spin much, considering that every guinea pig jumps in the air like a trench in Iraq Desert Storm. Charles Bromley, Industrial plasma engineering, seeing that ending stocks of human sees falling even eternal youth and scrotum, blowing on his neck fiatella putrens submitted.
One morning, in fact for the evening sukasuka because they have the biorhythm of a prostitute, returning home from work Edward risk an accident with a group of humans. True to his belief hippy decides to help the police and not hiding appropinquandoseli. Just in time for the testosterincoglionito brother Frankie, a member of the military police anti-human arrives to celebrate the birthday of his brother with a beautiful vintage bowl of blood. The smell of nectar attracts an aggressive vampire, who has autosucato starvation and is turning into a flabby pipistrellone. Survived the assault and fighting with her brother, who accuses him of being a lover of fly balls and the pig's blood sausizza, Edward is contacted by humans that give you an appointment during the day with a strange coded message: map with lots of names and an arrow that says " Eat me. "
The haematologist must rendezvous with his antiabbronzante saloon where he meets Audrey, in human pure abstinence Pingon, Elvis and former mechanic vampire who, thanks to a freak accident in which the first circle is the sun and then soaked in filth, he returned to human. What a sensational discovery, women vampire may have go back to the vagina and the annoying itching underwear for men erectile dysfunction and infections of the prostate. Frankie pulls' em and start a furious chase. Once at the shelter, while the armed man truppaglia goes to the recovery of other humans in a scene useless just to fall into the trap the daughter of Charles, a character as a crucial fissure, Edward repeats itself on the browning of the slices of breaded Elvis in a Wine fermentation tank and it works. Frankie, but you do a spritz with the rebellious daughter of Charles, the turns, but she is desperate sucking her wrists and becomes like Rita Levi Montalcini.
Meanwhile, the vampire society sclera due to lack of blood and the output of the thirtieth episode of the tedious human saga of Dawn. Charles is the formula synthetic blood and prepares to make billions, but Frankie begins to have seizures having put to death ciuccioni crazy. Edward helps his brother and friends, but taken from hunger assails Elvis. Miracle: the man who then gets Sucato kibble and soaking in the vin santo vampires can infect humans and make them return. The three catapult from Charles, the re-convert by fraud, the damage to feed the hungry, save the girl, then plunge into the social carnage, spreading the virus and the human race to do a poo. After years and years, with all the proteins in the body is minimal.
Infamous film all'olezzo pudding in which the only thing that survives the affliction I have ideas for laws ad personam against the writers. Pleasant evacuated as a clump of nettles, in the scale of ugliness is placed between the teeth with respect to Willem Dafoe and Ethan Hawke pig nose. Subject that seems written by a follower of illiterate Mamma Ebe, finished second in the competition of the silliest ideas behind that of the American province of a human who falls for a vegetarian vampire. Appreciated in North Korea, where truth is passed as a film on the harmful effects of capitalism for the rehabilitation of dissidents, although it was ungenerous cut in the parts where the bats appear flaccid deemed too similar to Kim Yong Il.
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