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called the "weaker sex", then came Annie Wilkes and Paul Sheldon's ankles crushed defending Misery. Called the "angel of the hearth, then came Letizia Moratti and caused the surge in the male homosexual population in Milan and its province. Called them "amazons", then came Donatella Versace, and showed that a dip in sulfuric acid can be upgraded to pure aesthetics. Will Kim Basinger, supported by a screenwriter / director obviously suffering from itching pelvic parasitic on to launch a fatwa against a film that could, at best, be used as an experimental treatment for severe permanent paralysis because of the craving to escape from the place of projection that can arouse ?
Della, a woman as additional specification, lives in a lovely upper middle class in a fantastic town of useless American province. The woman, a MILF on Sunset Boulevard, looked after during the day his twins, Monica and handle, while the evening takes the usual dose of insults from her husband Kenneth, a businessman and bolso addicted to liquor, when it says to wife not more horny. Arrive on Christmas Eve. The house has a toilet, Kenneth is breaking down walls with the move of the crane because Dell has not put the wax and did not take off the wax, but fortunately the wrapping paper is over and the woman can wear his trench coat and put in Gucci Bikes his gigantic SUV to go to the nearest shopping center, near Calcutta.
After a few thousand miles she discovers to his horror that the malls are full on Christmas Eve and there is no parking for the tractor. The bending of the hair is disturbed when he finds an old wheelbarrow occupies two parking spaces. The hole was Fatalone is a few hundred miles away, but when he goes over in front of the residue left a note full of foul language. The fringe is vibrating, what the heck! After the credit card of the same name for a couple of Rotoloni assorted colors, Della returns to his coffin, but is surprised by the owners of the means ancient, terrifying the Band of the Equal Opportunities: a white tattoo gun controls in an Indian vest and shorts in December , a smoker Chinese Dress 200% acrylic clandestine laboratory and the usual rapper-like black and hairy with giubottino chains.
No time to a stroke of lipstick and four cold guarding the parking lot, playing in relief two months before the shopping center. Of flies, and the others behind. The woman does everything to join him, including getting lost in a residential building in the limits of an immense forest, destroying the car and wait for the arrival of the carcass behind the captors. When they arrived, Della grabs a stick and light the toolbox, just to make little noise, and flies into the yard. Today's comic: she makes a mess that compares the vuvuzelas seem to be the Vienna Philharmonic and his pursuers begin to be the victim of an accident chain. Foolish is the first MC: launches pursuit where no floor and breaks his neck. We move to the woods, where Miguel is finished Ascellas key strokes tubular tire change.
Chuck, the psychotic gang boss frustrated by his empty gun magazine infinite, but now Dell is far away. Do not panic, panic ok. Of a hysterical and then makes a pee two hours, although not accompanied by his similarly, a stream in order to enable the other two to catch up. Cho U Cul Mal is next on the list was pierced through the neck from a screwdriver. Chuck is tired. Come on, who cares, because instead of killing do not have it tough in the woods with gratifying the ears of psychology change? Della, understood the hint, opens to the bully and says "take me". He tries to get on game, but that damn feather duster is a kind of magnum goldone and woman, stolen gun, the charring his face with his stick and shoot. Then, as if nothing had happened, rearranged the make-up, retrieves the SUV, it does so by connecting the start and back home in the rain, with the wrapping paper, just in time to give a bullet to her husband. Not before he kissed goodnight to his two scrawls.
Film clearly sponsored by a hardware store, remodels the concept of self-defense and puts a strain on the diamond industry by demonstrating unequivocally as the best friend of a woman is in effect the Allen wrench. Kim Basinger back to the atmosphere of "Nine and a half weeks' time to be determined to come to an end a few minutes alternating projection cycles of AZT to prevent Complications from mild forms of immunosuppression. Revolutionary film that, contrary to the intent, was able to put the woman still below an object of cylindrical shape, although non-organic: the tool. Highly successful comedian in the entire Islamic world, where even Mullah Omar has blessed immortal masterpiece of absurd comedy, in which a woman traveling without a veil and can not get them by any man in spite of it at least six meetings, including the spouse.
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