... Whiteout!
terror, tension, suspense, and discharging loose diarroidine have accompanied us in the desert, in the metropolis, in the province, on airplanes, on ships, in schools was now that the white snow Antarctic blood is red, gray brain and yellow snot. Will an unlikely scenario, set in an unlikely place, played by actors who imitate other actors who play their own part, not to bring out the slight, little incentive to ask why it was delayed urine therapy to stay ahead of the screen?
It starts with a bunch of Russians on a plane on which he would not even be taken on board a Hindu in Islamabad found naked in the bedroom of the wife of the Pakistani president. The Russians are known for their calm Olympic swill and shoot, so as to bring down the aircraft. Time gap of about fifty years, Antarctica. Piccola Ketty Beckinsale, federal agent stationed at the base, becomes a hot shower and this says it all on the director's confidence in his product: it starts with a soft erotic thriller. No time to dry out the potato and let it finish the Onan and you must fly in the middle of the pack (not yet swollen to the public, but you will) because it has been found dead, a geologist with a detachment. The boss says to sciacquetta to move with the investigation, because winter comes and you must transfer all the heat.
Ketty, detective burst and sexually repressed for the last time I did cross a werewolf with a vampire Magyar pilot flies with the oracle at Delphi detachment where he hopes to find survivors. Unfortunately finds another corpse, a UN official named Price (strange, a UN that is called "price") and the ineffable "serial killer of ice picks." During a struggle with this, the girl with burns on two fingers and polar ice is the best medicated before flying to another detachment is discovered where an area of \u200b\u200bgeological research misunderstood. Explore carefully the place, the three heroes stumble in the carcass of the plane from Russia on which geologists had stolen materials unknown. Not to be outdone we got on a couple of bottles of vodka, of which there were three boxes, and survive the usual cloying melodrama of buried under the ice.
Back at base there's the good news: the evacuation was anticipated (one might say that the audience already evacuated by much) due to the storm of the century and burned his fingers to be amputated for an unnecessary drama script. Piccola Ketty weeps bitterly while his friend Doc, an alcoholic with the fiatella old doctor, the little finger and ring finger cut off with wire cutters from a plumber. Not no time to cauterize that control the PC through the Google database, she finds that only one pilot flew geologists carrying on the day of the crime. The penultimate surprise is gone: the "serial killer of the ice ax" is an Australian fart tattooed. Ketty Price and arrested him, but he escapes, stabbing the pilot oracle, rescued by Doc, and look for a plane to escape before it gets to the violence of nature.
begins playing "You got" in which everyone is chasing the ice clinging to the bad luck. In the end, the Australian was tortured and stolen property recovered. The base is evacuated unfortunately: it will be a long winter and the two Soviet agents examine the loot, the metal cylinders filled with Smarties. The flatulence isolate had an accomplice. Who will be four if two are cops and one, incidentally the only black man of the whole cast, lay dying with the belly pierced? Originally, the cylinders were filled with rough diamonds and the good Doc wanted to do the pension Pompinopoli with the proceeds of the sale. The poor man, unmasked, it kills the tape and then goes outside to see the aurora australis in the tank to less than fifty. The three survivors, however, spend eight months in the dark bowling in the corridor and breaking the record of polar masturbation.
Chilling dough, never been more appropriate adjective, in which the viewer discovers the therapeutic value dell'assideramento, although grow frustrated at his failure to arrive. Profile equal to the narrative of an episode of Teletubbies, the film is directed by a premature early poster who likes to always arrive prematurely in unveiling the mysteries. Plot structured to hit the first burp, fighting fiercely with "Motorpsycho" for the coveted recognition of thriller in which he managed to bring up the largest number of vehicles, including a snowmobile flooded, reducing the chance for it to happen something minimally plausible. Product that is the genre as the "memento mori" in a nursing home for the elderly: it begins and ends with a scratch.
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