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01 - The Hall Of Fame induction Riccardelli is ...

... Leslie Nielsen!

I wanted to inaugurate this new section of the blog with the new year, just before the race to prepare Riccardello d'Oro, the scope ciofeche Film Award for the calendar year, but this morning, full of work and things to do, napping on the site of Corriere della Sera waiting for an easy food for the journey to the cup. After the revulsion at the staid environment of editing, I came across the news that I never wanted to read. Among the confessions of a bitch (oops escort else is offended), and the revelations of a site "politically incorrect" (uh, that chills, but for those who want to know everything, even of past ages, just open a history book to a page any et voila: it's always happened), I learned of the death of Leslie Nielsen, the actor who, in the pauses of real life, took the place of Frank Drebin, lieutenant Police Squad, a man we all have unique and memorable moments, like killing a Japanese fighter fish pen samurai trying to hide a wet, or greet a paraplegic and told him to be comfortable, not to mention a desire to remove groped her buttocks from the same invalid by a flexible or even trigger a prison riot by the temperature of white wine served at the table. There would be many more to mention, but I was reminded of these, along with the echo of a thousand laughs and, consequently, a thousand moments of being lived. Today, Fort Lauderdale (Florida) at the age of 84 years, died a prominent member of my staff psychiatric team. Many might wonder why add a person who has made good cinema crazy in our Hall Of Fame. Well, I will answer the direct question: Dear Leslie, hoping that one day you can come back among the living as a zombie biting our Terga flaccid, please do not just consider the vampire variant: let's face out of the teeth, "Dracula: Dead and "It was a crap, worthy of" Twilight "(also choose the chapter you want, unless you slammed the pneumonia is not a direct result of the vision of one of the three immortal masterpieces).

Sincerely yours,

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30 - Johnny Little Niggers has reviewed for you ...

Paranormal Activity ... 2!

In times of crisis is not to be too thin and it is possible that even a demon, despite its high level of personal skills and leadership, should be illegal live in the basement of an average American family. The sad saga of a Beelzebub any, which, unlike the executives of Lehman Brothers, can not even fall back to Strozus is enhanced by an exciting new chapter. Will the sisters mattresses to fit the poor and unemployed have become repeatedly even as John Holmes in "The Good The Bad & The Horny"?

In the town of Carlsbad, an ancient refuge for Nazis, it's time for blue ribbons. Daniel Roy and his wife Kristie after a copula perfect take home the little Hunter. Welcome to Ali, the daughter of the first sentences of Daniel, Abby, the German shepherd and the maid Martine Puerto Rican, just arrived from Goon Docks, where he acted under the guise of Rosalita and kept separate drugs. Roy and the couple spent a year, returning from a trip to the slaughterhouse, they find the house destroyed with the exception of the small room unbearable brat. Daniel who runs the house with the same pulse as it handles its store Burger King wants to restart the momentum and organizes a barbecue made from saturated fats, preservatives and carbohydrates: the typical American cuisine. On the occasion of the match is a flaccid budelona named Katie, her sister Kristie, and an idiot and the cameras fixed smile obtuse called Micah.

Daniel ago to install a circuit security cameras in the main rooms of the house to prevent her teenage daughter face the zozzerie with her lover, Brad, a chilling figure, living proof that some are scratching their heads when they are masturbating. Begin the noises, then rumoretti, then rumoracci. Hunter, who day after day proves to be a delayed (one year does not hyphenate, is expressed only in verse and lives between bed and chair), cries at night, Abby has a behavior strange: the machinery to clean the pool in the shape of Pikachu moves by itself and pots fall from the hooks. While Martine Ali warns that she has filed a complaint with a lot of evil eye for eviction executive of the demons from the cellar, Kristie thinks it is the ghost of a great aunt who wants to give her the Neapolitan lottery numbers (11, empty the pot, which eats is bbuono).

One night, husband and wife discover that Martine is a contromacumba at home. Daniel, democratic secular non-believer in favor of quick citizenship for immigrants, even Hell, he fired the woman claiming that it's all suggestion from premenstrual syndrome. Too bad the babbiona is in menopause. Ali, however, blindly believes the home and is documented on demonic possession. The demon is there because someone in the family of Kristie, made a contract with the rent is to get rich and now with the cabbage leaves, even if it angers you do a poo on the bed and kidnap the child to make him wash the car windows at traffic lights. Playing the maid, the house becomes a giant playground for the tenant invisible disturb the signal cable Mediashopping, Ali closes out the night, switched on and off the lights, opens simultaneously all the kitchen cupboards while you're doing Kristie tea.

Katie, a brain clouded by the lard, says sister that all is well and she believes it. The situation degenerates in two nights when the demon ingroppa the dog, making her into a coma, and then cover that Kristie is in a catatonic state and barricades himself in room monkey Hunter, who played with the amoeba and protozoa of his imagination. Daniel waving under the noses of Martine a beautiful residence permit of indefinite duration Ms. Innocent suggests diabolical plan: there would be some attic at the home of Katie and Micah. The man, the thought of his brother in law, accept immediately. Kristie is not the same opinion: once tasted the exotic manhood of the demon does not want to know to get back to pique her husband and terminates the power contract forcing everyone in the dark, but not enough to avoid the forced transfer. Transfer to pay with interest when Katie owned and never so happy, after gutted Micah (thank you), returns to take his late Hunter kills in-laws: the demon does not like fast food, macrobiotic prefer.

masterpiece paints a poignant and fierce that companies insensitive to the human side of covenants and curses. As in the previous chapter, the viewer is in close harmony with the demon, and their state of unease among a family of morons. Surreal illustrating the life of the only teens who do not fornicate with free pool and illiterate little brother, gets in demonstrating realism such as amniocentesis is essential to prevent accidents such as Micah, like Katie, like Hunter, as Kristie, like Daniel, like Ali. Sad as a stigma against the vegetables, the film catches fire in the sex scene with the dog, certainly the best interpreter of the role assigned, while showing the superior intelligence of the feline from the first noise from the neighbors would move to sleep on the chair softer and drinking liters of fresh milk.

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... The American!

Pass me the defibrillator. Upload a five hundred! Ptum. Nothing. Upload a thousand! Ptum. Nothing. We need a siringone of adrenaline in the heart. Ptuff. Nothing. Elettrocardioencefalogramma absolutely flat. Dr. Ross to surrender there is no hope. Not even David Copperfield, but I say, even Giucas Casella was able to induce a coma irreversible mass. Will the World Health Organization to revive a few million people worldwide arrischiatisi in the vision of the last great masterpiece starring George cinematogastrico Canalis?

Sweden. The killer of American actor Gay Succubus un'Attricetta Sarda lives alone in a cabin with a strappona with which to oral sex and reading the classics of thought Lapp, who are both highbrow progressive. One afternoon, went out for his usual walk in the middle of a frozen lake and snowy pointless, the celebrity with a villa in Laglio realizes that something is wrong and decides to act calmly and rationally. The heifer stuck behind a rock, waiting for that shot at, the killer cold, cold the girl for no reason and not content with all that cold, cold also the godfather of the gunman. Take to the bush is a moment. Where? But in Italy, perepè quaraqua quaraqua perepè. After Russian engineers, carers South American, Filipino domestic workers, including the killers come to steal American jobs.

After a brief stop in Rome, man, thanks to the fixer Martin, Fiat Tempra get a fantastic 90's and a home in the charming Castel Del Monte, in Abruzzo. At first it seems the usual stracciamaroni mountain village with a beautiful landscape and to revitalize a region rather unfortunate that there is more crime in Chicago in the '30s. First, there is the only brothel tolerated in Italy, where the valiant George pretends to orgasm several times in the arms of Placida Violante which allows even anal sex (and here we understand that pulls air into the house Canalis) . Then he discovers that the local priest, the only country able to speak in addition to the whores, it was choo choo with the fillies when she was young. Between a key and a blessing, George finds time to satisfy the desire cane enigmatic Mathilde who commissioned him a nice sniper rifle.

one last job and then rinse the balls. The killer begins to prepare the gun, but the ghosts are still there from Sweden. Although it is obviously stupid, because in a country of Moors not realize that there is an Aryan of two meters that follows, the American survives ambush (in its place a bartender in the country dies in Vespa, buried in a pylon of the Rome-Aquila) and placing cold Tracker seriously endangered the Scandinavian population. Clara, the whore, falls in love with him, even if you do not speak with the priest. Days go by and the gun is completed. The killer takes Mathilde in Camporella the river to make them feel the rod and she likes, especially with the silencer. George Hurley continued his silence, but Clara's desire to ammore and tries to shake it. No time to run away together. Tonnes of Swedes chase him with blows of herring and the man does not sleep more trots by.

Mathilde, in fact, is a assassins sent by him to Stockholm for the festivities. In a first opportunity, Edward, this is his name, he is saved thanks to a football team of Italian obese children, but at the procession of the country seems to be no escape. After sending Clara in the midst of preparing for an alcove to the ear and nasal sex, American foil the plan of Mathilde: the weapon has a trimmed package that explodes the first time making it fly from a balcony. Of course in the country do not fall apart and continue with the procession despite the priest is rushed. Poor Edward, however, ends up a victim of its contact Martin, who shot him before he died, in turn, walked down the street from the old ladies who say the rosary. Struggling as the engine of his Fiat, ER Killer comes to the terminus at the river where lineage like a trout in the arms of his favorite puttanone.

Funny how being an enema with inflamed hemorrhoids, the film leaves the same taste in your mouth you would get sipping an ice-flavored urine. Subject that seems written by an amputee's assisted both hands, for dialogues, by a deaf-mute, he painted the fresco of a neorealist Italy made up of whores, priests and piles of corpses. Scientifically impeccable film represents the response to propofol, although they remain as yet unknown effects of long-term to the exclusion of bullies diarrhea. Challenge of quantum physics and demolishes the philosophical concept of space and time even if it were a short film, in fact, thanks to a bore, worthy of "Godsford Park", would have seemed as long as "Satantango.