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Paranormal Activity ... 2!
In times of crisis is not to be too thin and it is possible that even a demon, despite its high level of personal skills and leadership, should be illegal live in the basement of an average American family. The sad saga of a Beelzebub any, which, unlike the executives of Lehman Brothers, can not even fall back to Strozus is enhanced by an exciting new chapter. Will the sisters mattresses to fit the poor and unemployed have become repeatedly even as John Holmes in "The Good The Bad & The Horny"?
In the town of Carlsbad, an ancient refuge for Nazis, it's time for blue ribbons. Daniel Roy and his wife Kristie after a copula perfect take home the little Hunter. Welcome to Ali, the daughter of the first sentences of Daniel, Abby, the German shepherd and the maid Martine Puerto Rican, just arrived from Goon Docks, where he acted under the guise of Rosalita and kept separate drugs. Roy and the couple spent a year, returning from a trip to the slaughterhouse, they find the house destroyed with the exception of the small room unbearable brat. Daniel who runs the house with the same pulse as it handles its store Burger King wants to restart the momentum and organizes a barbecue made from saturated fats, preservatives and carbohydrates: the typical American cuisine. On the occasion of the match is a flaccid budelona named Katie, her sister Kristie, and an idiot and the cameras fixed smile obtuse called Micah.
Daniel ago to install a circuit security cameras in the main rooms of the house to prevent her teenage daughter face the zozzerie with her lover, Brad, a chilling figure, living proof that some are scratching their heads when they are masturbating. Begin the noises, then rumoretti, then rumoracci. Hunter, who day after day proves to be a delayed (one year does not hyphenate, is expressed only in verse and lives between bed and chair), cries at night, Abby has a behavior strange: the machinery to clean the pool in the shape of Pikachu moves by itself and pots fall from the hooks. While Martine Ali warns that she has filed a complaint with a lot of evil eye for eviction executive of the demons from the cellar, Kristie thinks it is the ghost of a great aunt who wants to give her the Neapolitan lottery numbers (11, empty the pot, which eats is bbuono).
One night, husband and wife discover that Martine is a contromacumba at home. Daniel, democratic secular non-believer in favor of quick citizenship for immigrants, even Hell, he fired the woman claiming that it's all suggestion from premenstrual syndrome. Too bad the babbiona is in menopause. Ali, however, blindly believes the home and is documented on demonic possession. The demon is there because someone in the family of Kristie, made a contract with the rent is to get rich and now with the cabbage leaves, even if it angers you do a poo on the bed and kidnap the child to make him wash the car windows at traffic lights. Playing the maid, the house becomes a giant playground for the tenant invisible disturb the signal cable Mediashopping, Ali closes out the night, switched on and off the lights, opens simultaneously all the kitchen cupboards while you're doing Kristie tea.
Katie, a brain clouded by the lard, says sister that all is well and she believes it. The situation degenerates in two nights when the demon ingroppa the dog, making her into a coma, and then cover that Kristie is in a catatonic state and barricades himself in room monkey Hunter, who played with the amoeba and protozoa of his imagination. Daniel waving under the noses of Martine a beautiful residence permit of indefinite duration Ms. Innocent suggests diabolical plan: there would be some attic at the home of Katie and Micah. The man, the thought of his brother in law, accept immediately. Kristie is not the same opinion: once tasted the exotic manhood of the demon does not want to know to get back to pique her husband and terminates the power contract forcing everyone in the dark, but not enough to avoid the forced transfer. Transfer to pay with interest when Katie owned and never so happy, after gutted Micah (thank you), returns to take his late Hunter kills in-laws: the demon does not like fast food, macrobiotic prefer.
masterpiece paints a poignant and fierce that companies insensitive to the human side of covenants and curses. As in the previous chapter, the viewer is in close harmony with the demon, and their state of unease among a family of morons. Surreal illustrating the life of the only teens who do not fornicate with free pool and illiterate little brother, gets in demonstrating realism such as amniocentesis is essential to prevent accidents such as Micah, like Katie, like Hunter, as Kristie, like Daniel, like Ali. Sad as a stigma against the vegetables, the film catches fire in the sex scene with the dog, certainly the best interpreter of the role assigned, while showing the superior intelligence of the feline from the first noise from the neighbors would move to sleep on the chair softer and drinking liters of fresh milk.

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