... The American!
Pass me the defibrillator. Upload a five hundred! Ptum. Nothing. Upload a thousand! Ptum. Nothing. We need a siringone of adrenaline in the heart. Ptuff. Nothing. Elettrocardioencefalogramma absolutely flat. Dr. Ross to surrender there is no hope. Not even David Copperfield, but I say, even Giucas Casella was able to induce a coma irreversible mass. Will the World Health Organization to revive a few million people worldwide arrischiatisi in the vision of the last great masterpiece starring George cinematogastrico Canalis?
Sweden. The killer of American actor Gay Succubus un'Attricetta Sarda lives alone in a cabin with a strappona with which to oral sex and reading the classics of thought Lapp, who are both highbrow progressive. One afternoon, went out for his usual walk in the middle of a frozen lake and snowy pointless, the celebrity with a villa in Laglio realizes that something is wrong and decides to act calmly and rationally. The heifer stuck behind a rock, waiting for that shot at, the killer cold, cold the girl for no reason and not content with all that cold, cold also the godfather of the gunman. Take to the bush is a moment. Where? But in Italy, perepè quaraqua quaraqua perepè. After Russian engineers, carers South American, Filipino domestic workers, including the killers come to steal American jobs.
After a brief stop in Rome, man, thanks to the fixer Martin, Fiat Tempra get a fantastic 90's and a home in the charming Castel Del Monte, in Abruzzo. At first it seems the usual stracciamaroni mountain village with a beautiful landscape and to revitalize a region rather unfortunate that there is more crime in Chicago in the '30s. First, there is the only brothel tolerated in Italy, where the valiant George pretends to orgasm several times in the arms of Placida Violante which allows even anal sex (and here we understand that pulls air into the house Canalis) . Then he discovers that the local priest, the only country able to speak in addition to the whores, it was choo choo with the fillies when she was young. Between a key and a blessing, George finds time to satisfy the desire cane enigmatic Mathilde who commissioned him a nice sniper rifle.
one last job and then rinse the balls. The killer begins to prepare the gun, but the ghosts are still there from Sweden. Although it is obviously stupid, because in a country of Moors not realize that there is an Aryan of two meters that follows, the American survives ambush (in its place a bartender in the country dies in Vespa, buried in a pylon of the Rome-Aquila) and placing cold Tracker seriously endangered the Scandinavian population. Clara, the whore, falls in love with him, even if you do not speak with the priest. Days go by and the gun is completed. The killer takes Mathilde in Camporella the river to make them feel the rod and she likes, especially with the silencer. George Hurley continued his silence, but Clara's desire to ammore and tries to shake it. No time to run away together. Tonnes of Swedes chase him with blows of herring and the man does not sleep more trots by.
Mathilde, in fact, is a assassins sent by him to Stockholm for the festivities. In a first opportunity, Edward, this is his name, he is saved thanks to a football team of Italian obese children, but at the procession of the country seems to be no escape. After sending Clara in the midst of preparing for an alcove to the ear and nasal sex, American foil the plan of Mathilde: the weapon has a trimmed package that explodes the first time making it fly from a balcony. Of course in the country do not fall apart and continue with the procession despite the priest is rushed. Poor Edward, however, ends up a victim of its contact Martin, who shot him before he died, in turn, walked down the street from the old ladies who say the rosary. Struggling as the engine of his Fiat, ER Killer comes to the terminus at the river where lineage like a trout in the arms of his favorite puttanone.
Funny how being an enema with inflamed hemorrhoids, the film leaves the same taste in your mouth you would get sipping an ice-flavored urine. Subject that seems written by an amputee's assisted both hands, for dialogues, by a deaf-mute, he painted the fresco of a neorealist Italy made up of whores, priests and piles of corpses. Scientifically impeccable film represents the response to propofol, although they remain as yet unknown effects of long-term to the exclusion of bullies diarrhea. Challenge of quantum physics and demolishes the philosophical concept of space and time even if it were a short film, in fact, thanks to a bore, worthy of "Godsford Park", would have seemed as long as "Satantango.
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